Deflate my morals
selfie story. Maximum cleavage
Message with selfie:
You see my tits out.
You know what time it is!
Back before I had fake tits I was as flat as a board and slutty as a whore tryna make a dollar.
A loose fitting shirt and no bra was my payday!
Sitting on a mans lap letting him have a peak down your shirt at your little hard nipples on a skinny flat chest will get you almost anything you want. Almost better than having max cleavage with big ass titties. more innocent I guess.
THats the only thing I miss about having no tits.
Flat ladies use your loose fitting shirt magic and make them dollars.
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Relieve constipation
Water balloons
Not how to fill water balloons
Christina Ricci fake nipples
Christina’s fake nipples almost look real.
I dream
I drem of Eva Green. (did i already say that?) not enough times. Eva is almost as good as Nicole Kidman. the one and only true God supreme being
Perky personality
We know Alyssa Milano
Enough already. We know Alyssa Milano has nice tits.
You lazy bum
Despite being famous and having a great ass,
Charlize Theron has become homeless.
selfie story. Naked but non nude
Message with selfie:
My friend thinks I’m a whore for posting selfie pictures of my pussy online.
She sleeps over at my house one night and for fun I tell her I am about to snap a selfie of my pussy for the interwebs.
This is the result.
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