selfie story: Highest bidder wins

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Message with selfie submission:

Hey yall. I’m broke as fuck and need money.

I’m also a virgin. 18 years old.

Virginity auction starts now. highest bid wins. Go

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selfie story: I’m rich bitch!

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Message with selfie submission:

I am rich. When I was 13 my father opened a bank account for me with $100k in it. He told me his love for me was like this bank account he will never let it run out of money no matter how much I spend.

Your fathers love for you is also like your bank account. Father and love is not there and neither is the money.

Good day

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Smokin Crack: Rules of submission examples

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Entry one is allowed. Nature has naturally exposed her ass crack. And even if the ass crack exposure for a picture was planned. Still allowed!

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This type of ass crack WILL NOT be accepted.

The reason is it is the whole ass. Clearly a girl mooning the camera. No chance of natures involvement and not what we consider a candidate for a 10 out of 10 Smokin Crack Ass Crack

Smokin Crack: Teeny weeny green bikini

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Todays ass crack contestant offers mother nature at work.

The element water. combined with motion, force and gravity. All working together to lower her bikini bottoms and present her fantastic ass crack.

Bonus points for the tramp stamp lower back tattoo.

The first entry in our smokin crack category.

Feel free to comment with a ranking from 1 to 10. 10 being best