Message with selfie:
I am building a bird house and need to buy nails.
I have included a picture of the wood I plan to use so maybe you can give me an idea of what size nail to use.
Thanks in advance for advice.
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All I need is one
50 only buys you one.
Watch out for scammers
Beware! 2 girls selling car washes.
Doing a shit job.
A grey dress attitude
Egregious attitude.
(that was a long stretch, the longest stretch known to man)
Washing of the brain
Nike brain wash campaign.
Look right now
Look right, now.
Stairway from heaven
selfie story. Blind eye
Message with selfie:
Sent this topless selfie to my man.
He says I look pregnant, so
I have decided to stab him in the eye.
Just not sure if I should use a fork or a corkscrew?
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Hyper clean
Now wash my tongue.
Life lesson
Get private lessons.