Can you find the trap?
selfie story. Not worthy
Message with selfie:
My boyfriend is more of a pussy, than my pussy is a pussy.
I once walked in on him masturbating and crying at the same time.
I know I’m an asshole.
Here is a picture of my asshole.
My boyfriend will never fuck my asshole.
End message
Publicly proud
She’s proud to own them.
I’m proud to share them.
selfie story: Explosion
Message with selfie.
I may be dead by the time you read this.
Doctor says my ass is going to explode from all the left over McDonald’s french fry oil I have had injected into my butt
So my main question for yall is…
How much bigger you think I should go?
Till it explode?
Ya that’s what I was thinking too.
End Message
selfie story. Butterface
Message with selfie submission:
My name is Sam. I do not hide my identity. But I damn sure hide my face.
Daddy says an ugly face can ruin a great body. but not the other way around.
So I take nude selfies of myself and strategically crop my face out of the pictures.
End message.
I’m shaking
Shake it like a … ?
3 Demons
Red eye is not related to camera problems.
You are a demon.
You have demon problems
Laser death
Boob laser.
Bad memories
Saw the shadow on the wall and flashed back to when mickey mouse tried to fuck me at Disney land. Good times.
Gun expert
A clean gun is a safe gun.
